The Rib-Eye Rule
Arif keeps trying to bring home the sirloin that's on offer. This is the argument that ended it.
By Dibah · June 14, 2026
“If it's not a rib-eye, don't buy it. I'd rather have it once a month and have it be the one I was dreaming about.”
“But the sirloin was half the price and perfectly good! A fridge with steak in it is a happy fridge.”
Arif is a reasonable man. He sees a good sirloin on special — nicely marbled, half the price of the rib-eye — and he does the sensible thing: he buys it. Nothing is wrong with that steak. That is exactly the problem.
Because I didn't want a steak that was fine. I wanted the one I'd been thinking about all week. And a fridge full of fine, on-sale, perfectly-acceptable steak is how you end up eating steak three times a week and never once feeling like you actually had it.
So we made a rule. If it's not a rib-eye, don't buy it. If we want it once a week, we have it once a week. Once a month — fine. Once every six months — also fine. The frequency is ours to choose. The quality is not up for negotiation. I would rather have it rarely and have it be it.
It turns out the rib-eye rule isn't really about steak. It's the whole shop. A great meal can't bloom out of a so-so cupboard — so we'd rather keep one finishing salt worth reaching for than a drawer of things that are merely okay. When the steak is the good one, you don't drown it. You finish it with a pinch of something that was also the good one, and you let them both be themselves.
“If it's not a rib-eye, don't buy it. Have it rarely — but have it be IT.”
Arif still says I'm dramatic about steak. He's not entirely wrong. But he hasn't come home with a sirloin in a while. (And yes, we own three salts. No, we will not be seeking treatment.)
